A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female
neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened
it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house. A little later she came
out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it
shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting
ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box,
opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her
actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied,
"There certainly is!"
(are you ready? ... this is a beauty ...)
My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."