Guest browneyedgirl372 Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Here are some things that just made me smile(Feel free to copy anything you like). Post anything that you think will brighten someone's day. These types of boards always make you feel better, right? Sorry if they don't... *hands you bandaids*...maybe that will?? Here are a few cute quote's I've picked up: Whoever said that happiness can't be bought forgot about puppies. Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls. Save water, shower with a friend. Facts: It's impossible to lick your elbow. 'It's a Small World' is an earwig song, it gets stuck in 75% of people's heads. Cute pictures: -:¦:- ° -:¦:- °(¨`·.·´¨) -:¦:- -:¦:- `·.¸(¨`·.·´ )° -:¦:- `·.¸.´ -:¦:- -:¦:- ° -:¦:- °(¨`·.·´¨) -:¦:- -:¦:- `·.¸(¨`·.·´ )° -:¦:- `·.¸.´ -:¦:- _ ---- _ /##| \ /###| | \___ |####| \ |####| |© \####/ __ _ / \### / ======== / \ sNoOpY!! | |_ \ \___/ | =\ / _| | |_____ (______)_____) .-"''"-. /| 6 6 |\ {/(_0_)\} ("") ("") ( " )__( " ) ()""""*() ( 'o' )") ==(,,)====== BYE ...i will post another page of this, for fear of my computer kicking my off and this whole thing just earasing...soo... To Be Continued... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadstimeon Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 I like!!!! See your other post to help you with your project. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest browneyedgirl372 Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 ...Fun Stuff Continued... So the world may know: it takes 735 licks to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop... PROVEN 8-29-03 Yogi Berra Quotes "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours." "Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical." "Because it gets late early." (On why it's so tough to play left field in Yankee stadium.) "If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's gonna stop them." "It ain't over till it's over." "It's deja vu all over again." "No wonder nobody comes here; it's too crowded." "We have very deep depth!" "We made too many wrong mistakes." "You can observe a lot by just watching." Three men took a skydiving trip. It was supposed to be good luck to throw something off of the plane before you dive. The first man threw offf a baseball bat. He landed and saw a little girl crying. He said 'Little girl, why are you crying?' She said, 'A baseball bat landed on my sandcastle.' The second man threw off a bowling ball before he jumped. He saw a man yelling. He said, 'Sir, why are you so angry?' He replied, 'A bowling ball just fell on my car.' The third man trew a bomb out of the plane. He jumped, and when he landed, he saw an old man laughing. 'Old man, why are you laughing?' The man, struggling to speak through laughter, said, 'I farted and my house blew up.' Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!! Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice?' Intelligent Quotes Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff," -- Mariah Carey "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president," -- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents. "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," -- A congressional candidate in Texas. "I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." -- John Wayne "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -- Al Gore, Vice President "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." -- Dan Quayle " It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another" -- George Bush, US President "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" -- Lee Iacocca "I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version," -- Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony. "The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein," -- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst. "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor. "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -- Bill Clinton, President "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -- Al Gore, VP "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." -- Keppel Enderbery "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." -- Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." -- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman “If we let the loggers go in and cut down all the trees we wouldn’t have a problem with forest fires.” – George Bush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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