Larry Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Dorothy and Edna, two 'senior' widows, are talking. Dorothy: 'That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.' Edna: 'Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner... a marvelous dinner... lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show.! Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!' Dorothy: 'Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?' Edna: 'No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyka69 Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 LMFAO! That was great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 Good one, Larry! Thanks for making me smile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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