Snowflake Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, "Hello?" "Hi honey, this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Dave." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Dave." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.." Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay, Daddy, Just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it, Daddy." "And what happened, honey?" "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Dave?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead." Long Pause Longer Pause Even Longer Pause Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? ............ Is this 486-5731?" "No, I think you have the wrong number........." If you don't bust out laughing, there is something wrong with you. Or, you have an Uncle Dave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 LOL, too much Becky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 thats FUUUUUNY!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annette Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 A good Thursday morning laugh. Annette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Love it, Becky Snowflake !!! I can just see the look on the husband's face!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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