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What things do you currently do to help improve our fragile environment? IF you currently don't do anything to help, is there something you have been thinking about doing? PS....Mother Earth asked me to please say Thank-You for all you do to keep her beautiful!!!

She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. She finally died after having 25 children. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, 'Lord, they'r e finally together.' One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend,'Do you think he means her first, second or third husband? ' The friend replied, ' I think he means her legs.' -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A BASEBALL GAME (WHOSE HEAD GEAR PARTIALLYBLOCKED THE VIEW), THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS IN ANEFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE. IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, 'I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE.' THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, 'I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA; THERE ARE ONLY5O NUNS LIVING THERE.' THE THIRD GUY SAID, 'I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO; THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE.' ONEOF THE SWEET LITTLE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A KIND, CALM,VOICE SAID, 'WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL; THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE.'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gX5F27DfsM Amazing!!!

What was your favorite childhood board game? Mine would have to be Operation.

About your town..... Imagine we're coming to visit the town where you live for the very first time. List five things you would want us to know about your town and five things you would want us to see.

The price of Gas versus Printer Ink. All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are.... You will be really shocked by the last one!(At least, I was...)Compared with Gasoline......Think a gallon of gas is expensive?This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective to other things we buy. Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ... $10.32 per gallon Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ..........$9.52 per gallon Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 .... $10.17 per gallon Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ......... $10.00 per gallon Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ...... $33.60 per gallon Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ... $178.13 per gallon Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 .. $123.20 per gallon Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ....... . $25.42 per gallon Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 .....$84.48 per gallon And this is the REAL KICKER...Evian water 9 oz $1.49..$21.19 per gallon! $21.19 for WATER and the buyers don't even know the source (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.) Ever wonder why printers are so cheap? So they have you hooked for the ink. Someone calculated the cost of the ink at...............(you won't believe it....but it is true........)$5,200 a gal. (five thousand two hundred dollars)So, the next time you're at the pump,be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, Pepto Bismol, Nyquil or God forbid, Printer Ink! Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump...And - If you don't pass this along to at least one person,Your muffler will fall off!! Okay, your muffler won't really fall off...but, you might run out of toilet paper.

For all of you that liked this song that Jason did on AI last week....here's Israel Kamakawiwo'ole. I love this version of the song. One of my favorites. Play this almost every day! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe5p1BXN ... re=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A2Jt4WOxN8

Funny....click on PLAY http://jack.zunino.net/knowjack.htm

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a specialring for His girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock andbrought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see somethingmore special.' At that statement, the jeweler went to his specialstock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.' The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said. Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. 'There's no money in that account.' I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about my weekend! All Seniors Aren't Senile!!!

FRED and KASEY are the absolute BEST!!! HAPPY, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MY TWO DEAR FRIENDS!!! PS....HOPE TEDDY GAVE YOU A WET, SLOBBERY KISS TODAY!!!

Wow...never realized I had 10 trees until I asked this question. I thought of the question yesterday, while pulling weeds outside. I have 7 palms, 2 oak trees and 1 orange tree.

How many trees do you have in your yard? What kinds???

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a sexy leather bodice, stilettos and mask over their eyes ......... After a few days they meet again........ The engaged girlfriend said: 'the other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, you are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long. The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.' The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night; I got myself ready, leather bodice, and super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

The Brothel Parrot A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. 'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.' The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, 'New house, new madam.' The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought 'that's really not so bad.' When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, 'New house, new madam, new girls.' The girls and the woman were a bit offended, but then began to laugh about the situation, Considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, 'Hi Keith'

Let me know how hard you laughed!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1TVOXdNkFo

So, so very sorry. God bless those wonderful children!!!

I am so sad to hear this news about Cindi. Just a week or so ago, I was asking Jackie if she heard from her anymore, as she had been on my mind. Cindi and I really connected on this board and on the telephone. I spent so much time just talking to her and I always felt she was so lonely. When I heard she liked oranges, I shipped some up some honey bells to her when they were in season and really sweet. I pray that she has finally found the peace that she so deserves!!!

Hope you get as much from this video as I did.... http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=ithct48cqw

(((((((((((((Melinda)))))))))))) I'd have to agree with Randy and say there's just nothing that makes me feel closer to Dennis than standing outside and looking up at all those stars. I talk to him and always stop and wonder if he's seeing the same stars!!!

I am so very, very sorry.

What flowers or plants do you have blooming at your house right now?

I am so very sorry. I will be keeping you and your family in my thoughts and prayers. I know how hard it is to understand losing someone this young to this terrible disease!

I got this in email this morning...I thought it was funny and wanted to share with ya'll! You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their Kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves, well listen to this: My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these, and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again. My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts. Not a long time later, I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of myupper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This wasreally getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next? When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story: women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you? THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS! P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. NOW I keep them safely hidden in my waistband.

About two months ago, I was called for county jury duty. As soon as we began hearing all the information about how the jury would be selected, an alarm went off and we were escorted outside. Someone had called in a bomb threat for the courthouse. Although it turned out to be a hoax, we were detained for several hours while the bomb sniffing dogs did their thing. Then, after all that wait, I wasn't selected for duty. Apparently, the prosecuters have been doing very well here with plea bargains by telling the offenders that they have a jury ready to be seated. Then, at the last minute, they accept a plea bargain rather than facing a jury. Now, I have received a summons to report for federal jury duty in Orlando (Muriels territory). I called today and was told to call back Monday after 12:30. I have to repeat this procedure for two weeks. It's 76 miles from my house to the federal court house and I'm not looking forward to this trip. I have served before on a criminal jury and have no problem doing so again. I find the criminal procedure very interesting. I just don't want to drive 76 miles, one way, to serve on a jury.