Ann

Do you read the newspaper daily? If so, which section do you read first?

((((((((((Melinda)))))))) Thinking of you and keeping you in my thoughts and prayers today!!!

We have lost so many friends...too many!!! I am so glad that we can take opportunities like this to remember them.

I'm grateful that Kasey is feeling better today!

Yes, I have. One day, not too long after Dennis was diagnosed, we danced in the rain. We both laughed and said that was something we had never done..so we did. We were in the street in front of our house. I think some passersby probably thought we were nuts but our neighbors, knowing about his cancer, completely understood. It's memories like this that I hope I never forget!!!

Have you ever danced in the rain? If so, tell us about it. If no, why not?

What a powerful message. Thanks so much for sharing this with us. I am going to print this out and keep it where I can read it when I'm having one of my "bitter" days.

No, Jackie...don't ever give up the details. I love hearing the details about all my friends here at LCSC. Today, I'm grateful to have a family that is supportive of me and my work!!!

Hey gals....it sounds as if I need to learn to play golf!

Good one, Larry! Thanks for making me smile!

My grandaughter, Ella. Each time I'm with her, I just can't seem to look at anything or anyone else in the room. She'll be 10 months old on the 14th and she's the joy of her grandmother's life!

What song best describes you when you first wake up in the morning?

Peek-a-Boo..... Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?

Lots of pulp for me.

Georgia The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings." ********************************************************** Alabama: A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked.. "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry laying out there and carried the Deer back?" they inquired. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!" ********************************************************* Louisiana: A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he replied "he'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world. ********************************************************* Mississippi: The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was? "The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number." ******************************************************** Tennessee: A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?" ******************************************************** North Carolina: A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither." ******************************************************* And finally: You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North...

((((((((((((Kate)))))))))))))) Thinking of you!!!

Yes...I'm very interested!!! Thanks so much!!!

Orange Juice.... do you like yours with or without pulp?

With dairy prices going sky high, I thought I'd share this with any other butter lovers. I haven't tried this yet but I will. OLE FASHIONED BUTTER 4 sticks of cheap margarine 1 cup of buttermilk 1 fourth cup of oil Let set to room temperature and beat with your mixer and you have ole fashion butter. Keep in refrigeator. Yummy on anything.

I'm grateful that my wonderful boss is giving me Friday off so that I can have a four day weekend!!! Hip-Hip-Horray!!!

Absolutely...gotta have that cold brewsky!!! Plus, with the generator I can have a fan, use my electric roaster to cook a meal, grab my little television (with rabbit ears) and get some news, and last but not least....use my computer to check the LCSC MB!!!

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if..... people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... when the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and two women stand up. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of." You Know You Church Is A Redneck Church if... the choir is known as the "OK Chorale." You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... in a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... high notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... people think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the baptismal pool is a #2 galvanized washtub. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the logo from) Billy Bob's Barbecue. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the collection plates are hub caps from a '56 Chevy. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... instead of a bell, you are called to service by a duck call. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the minister and his wife drive matching pickup trucks. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the communion wine is Boone's Farm "Tickled Pink." You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... "Thou shalt not covet" applies to hunting dogs, too. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the final words of the benediction are, "Ya'll come back now, ya Hear?"

Just wondering if any of you ladies crochet? I have one of these bags that a friend made me and I absolutely love it. It's made from plastic bags and it's so sturdy. I wanted to share the pattern with you!!! http://www.marloscrochetcorner.com/roun ... 0tote.html

This was developed as an age test by an R&D department at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 50 years of age can't do it! (And those over 70 years may not be able to read it.) Good Luck! 1. This is this cat 2. This is is cat 3. This is how cat 4. This is to cat 5. This is keep cat 6. This is an cat 7. This is old cat 8. This is fart cat 9. This is busy cat 10. This is for cat 11. This is forty cat 12. This is seconds cat Now go back and read aloud the third word in each line (fromthe top down) and I bet you can't resist sending it to someone else.

Grab your coat and get your hat Leave your worries on the doorstep