'Holy Prostitutes??'
>>>
>>> A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he
>>>notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
>>>
>>> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>>> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
>>> 10 MILES
>>>
>>> He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on
>>>without second thought.... Soon he sees another sign which reads:
>>>
>>> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>>> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
>>> 5 MILES
>>>
>>> Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and
>>>drives past a third sign saying:
>>>
>>> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>>> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
>>> NEXT RIGHT
>>>
>>> His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.
>>>On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign
>>>next to the door reading:
>>>
>>> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>>>
>>> He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a
>>>nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'
>>>
>>> He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested
>>>in possibly doing business....' 'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He
>>>is led through many
>>> winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a
>>>closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'
>>>
>>> He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup
>>>answers the door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup
>>>then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
>>>
>>> He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips
>>>through the door pulling it shut behind him.
>>>
>>> The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot
>>>facing another sign:
>>>
>>> GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN
>>> SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
>>> SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER