J.C.
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Tina,
so sorry.
The steroids and antibiotics
may work very well, will keep
prayers going for her.
Jackie
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Bruce,
Congratulations
and now we will wait for the
good result of April 1st.....
will watch for your post .
Jackie
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Good Saturday to all,
enjoy the week end.
Grateful for the new work
I will start next week.
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We're not primarily put
on this earth to see through
one another, but to see one another
through.
(Peter Debries)
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I am never bored anywhere;
being bored is an insult
to oneself.
(Jules Renard)
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Jackie
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To my darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXX
P.S. Your girlfriend called
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Will see if it works.
Jackie
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Still in a snow storm,
they always say, ''Coming
from the States''
The Custom guys are not doing
their work lately checking
passports.........
The changing of the clocks
is taking his toll, we are
getting up in the dark and
stay there all day.
Grateful for the afternoon
of volunteer work yesterday,
at least needed in one place.
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Total adsence
of humor
renders life
impossible.
(Colette)
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Cheerfulness and
contentment are great
beutifiers and are
famous preservers
of youthful looks.
(Charles Dickens)
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and I just found out.......
Have a good day
Jackie
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Prayers for the best,
Christine.
Hugs
Jackie
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Wonderful,
congratulations.
Jackie
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Rich,
I'm happy for you and your family.
Congratulations.
Jackie
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ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jackie
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The principal objection
to old age is that there's
no future in it
(anonymous)
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The surest way to be miserable
is to have the leisure to wonder
whether or not you are happy.
(George Bernard Shaw)
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There is no cure for birth
and death save to enjoy the interval.
(George Santayana)
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Will have to live my day
to find a reason to be
grateful.
Will see tonight.
Have a good day.
Jackie
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Missy,
Even after thirty years since
my Mom died, I have those days
that tears wakes me up and stay
for the day.
Always get the feeling that I lost my youth identity
when mo mother died and my adult identity when
my husband died.
Missy, you are doing well after nine months,
you will always miss your Mom, but all that
is normal, you loved her and now she is gone.
You will have better days when you will miss
her as much but those days will be easier on you.
Hugs
Jackie
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Rest may be what Alan needs to put some
weight on.
Prayers will be there.
Jackie
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Joining in the prayers that
the new chemo works well for you.
Jackie
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We were wondering about you.
Sorry you are having a tough time,
prayers will be there for you.
Keep us posted on the results of
the scans, please.
Jackie
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mischief
Jackie
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Sure,
Jackie
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I love this Doctor !
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that 's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'
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For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of tortillas and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Jackie
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Good morning all,
another snow storm is starting
for us. Still hoping it is the
last one of this winter....at
least hope is free.
Grateful that I can keep a
good sense of humor to get
me through the good and bad
days.
So much fun laughing at myself
that I can't get bore.
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Start every day off with a smile
and get it over with
(W.C. Fields)
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Fred better get the jokes ready
for early reading.
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and the last one
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Worry does not empty
tomorrow of its sorrow;
it empties today of its
strength.
(Corrie Ten Bloom)
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Have a good day.
Jackie
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Now I can start my day.
Jackie
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I'll have special prayers
for Car, much too young.
Keep us posted, please.
Jackie
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Keeping the question open.
Would be nice to get news from her.
Jackie
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Geri,
We miss you,
hope to see you get well
and on the forum again.
Take care and let people help you
getting better.
Jackie
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Hello all,
beautiful sunshine today,
just will be long enough
to make us think of spring
before the next snow storm
makes a worst mess later this
week.
Grateful for the afternoon
of volunteer work I did yesterday.
What a difference from four years
ago when I started working there,
the work is about the same with
some improvement in the place,
but those four years were very hard
on me........can't do half the work
I was able to do in 2004.
The open arms welcome I got
made my day.
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People are constantly warned not to
overdo.
It is only be overdoing sometimes that
we learn how much we can do.
(Marjorie Barstow Greenble)
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Service to others is the
rent you pay for your
room here on earth.
(Muhammad Ali)
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Have a good day.
Jackie
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Your Mom must have been around to
keep the emotional side under control.
About all was said, now for action to make
it legal.
Jackie
I smelled a noodle because....
in JUST FOR FUN
Posted
I loved a birdbath because I think
I need some serious help........
Jackie