A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital,
> > and she timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can
> > tell me how a patient is doing?"
> >
> > The operator responded, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the
> > patient's name and room number?" The grandmother in her weak
> > tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."
> >
> > The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with
> > her nurse."
> >
> > After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone, "Oh, good
> > news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood
> > pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal.
> >
> > And her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged
> > Tuesday."
> >
> > The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so
> > worried! God bless you for the good news.
> >
> > The operator replied, You're more than welcome. Is Norma your
> > daughter?
> >
> > The grandmother said, "N o, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one
> > tells me sh*t."
> >
> >