teresag Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Guys, since you haven't quite figured it out for yourselves, we women have compiled this handy guide to communication with the spouse. DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Here, honey, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Here, honey, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What are you so dang worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. ULTRASAFE: Here, honey, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRASAFE: Here, honey, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRASAFE: Here, honey, have some more chocolate. And one parting anecdote: My significant other, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring so he could monitor my complex emotions. It's working! When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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