Frank Lamb Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There's nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 p.m. 9. You can live without sex (but not without glasses). 10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. 11. You get into a heated argument about pension plans. 12. You have a party and the neighbours don't even realize it. 13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 15. You sing along with the elevator music. 16. Your eyes won't get much worse. 17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service. 19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. 21. You can't remember who sent you this. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaffie Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 And the worst part is....Most of it is the truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teresag Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Especially the glasses thing! I have to put mine on to put in my contacts. At least I can still go to the bathroom at night without them - for now. Bette Davis was right about aging - it's not for sissies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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