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A fast dozen

cindi o'h

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This guy hurries on to the bar stool and orders up 12 shots.

Then he starts to down every one of them as fast as he can.

The bartender asks, "why are you drinking them so fast?"

The guy says, "You would too if you had what I have..."

The bartender says, "Why, whaddaya got?"

The guy says, "seventy-five cents."

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