Mr Ry Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 These two eggs had just been married and were on their honeymoon. While they were sitting on the bed making out, the female egg pushed the male egg away and said, "I just have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back in a minute." and off she went. Five minutes later, the male egg saw his sexy wife walk out in a slinky ‘egg’lige, wiping her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body. Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it completely. The female egg looked at him and asked what he was doing. He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 Ha Ha.good one.I wonder which one was the dominant egg in that family?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 The sex was probably eggshausting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Good one...and Don...your answers are as funny as the jokes. LOL Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fay A. Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 "He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon!" In your dreams, Humpty....the best you've ever been is poached. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Daughter of Bill Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Fay........you are too much!!! Now THAT was funny!!! Angie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Angie, I have to eggree with you. That was my reaction eggsactly. Fay's response totally "cracked" me up..that's no yolk...And I am not eggaggerating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Good one Fay,However mabe there is a sunnyside up to poached too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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