Snowflake Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 A young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said: "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try and feel your breasts, you are going to like that but don't let him do that. But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family." With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted: "Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced his family..." Granny fainted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimblanchard Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 What's her number? Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted October 28, 2004 Author Share Posted October 28, 2004 That was her first date, Curtis. I'm sure she's into nekid pudding wrestling now, maybe co-ed? Chocolate pudding? Her name is Jenny, you can reach her at 867-5309... Tell her your name is Tommy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Good one Becky,Ha Ha. Curtis,be careful that sounds like a number she gave me a long time ago,& 3 times a day for a week someone from dial a date called up & breathed heavy at me on the phone but didn't talk.Ha Ha,(just joking-let us know how that turns out??) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fay A. Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Frank, How do you know that the heavy breather wasn't one of us? I have only one lung, and I often sound like prank caller. I can't speak well when the breathing is labored, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadstimeon Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Good One! Funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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