Snowflake Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Many non-living things have a gender - for example. . . . . 1) Ziploc Bags They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) Tire Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4) Hot Air Balloon Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5) Sponges Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) Web Page Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7) Subway Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. Hourglass Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9) Hammer Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. 10) Remote Control Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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