Snowflake Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A MAN SAY... 1. "Does this hunter's outfit make me look fat?" 2. "Do you think he is preattier than me?" 3. "My wife never listens to me." 4. "I'll have the light vinaigrette salad and a diet soda." 5. "Why don't we go to the men's room and freshen up?" 6. "No, I didn't see the game last night. I was watching QVC." 7. "Looks like it's time to buy some NEW underwear." 8. "Okay, who left the toilet seat up?" 9. "I'VE GOT MY FATHER'S THIGHS!" 10. "The dog??? No, that was ME." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimblanchard Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 11. I am not interested in sex tonight. Could we just cuddle? 12. Of course we will snuggle afterwards. 13. Of course your mother is welcome. Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 14)let's drive to another station, this one is too icky 15)I feel lost, let's stop and ask for directionsl 16)let me see those directions on how to put this thing together 17)not tonight dear, I have a headache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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