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Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say...


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THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A MAN SAY...

1. "Does this hunter's outfit make me look fat?"

2. "Do you think he is preattier than me?"

3. "My wife never listens to me."

4. "I'll have the light vinaigrette salad and a diet soda."

5. "Why don't we go to the men's room and freshen up?"

6. "No, I didn't see the game last night. I was watching QVC."

7. "Looks like it's time to buy some NEW underwear."

8. "Okay, who left the toilet seat up?"

9. "I'VE GOT MY FATHER'S THIGHS!"

10. "The dog??? No, that was ME."

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