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But here's another George W Joke....

President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.

"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news."

"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first."

"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet."

"Gosh, and the good news?"

"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."

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Well, gosh Elaine, let me help you out then :lol::lol:

John Kerry meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty,

how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can

give to me since I am running for President?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround

yourself with intelligent people."

Kerry frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really


The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to

answer an intelligence riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her

intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, Your Majesty?" The Queen smiles.

"Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It

is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Back at campaign headquarters, Kerry asks to speak with vice

presidential candidate John Edwards. "John, answer this for me. Your

mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not

your sister. Who is it?"

I'm not sure," says the wanna be vice president. "Let me get back to

you on that one."

John Edwards goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give

him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the John (men's room) looking for

a Republican and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.

John shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and

father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is


Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

John Edwards smiles. "Thanks!"

Edwards goes back to Kerry and says. "Say, I did some research and I

have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."

Kerry gets up, stomps over to John Edwards, and angrily yells into his

face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

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