cindi o'h Posted October 31, 2004 Share Posted October 31, 2004 Three women: One German, one Japanese, and one hillbilly were sitting naked enjoying the heat of the suana. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound... The German woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly... "That was my pager; I have a microchip implanted under the skin in my arm." A few minutes later, a phone began to ring. The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, " That was my mobile phone; I have a microchip in my hand." The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low-tech. Not to be outdone, she just felt she had to do something equally impressive... She stepped out to the little girls room and returned with a long piece of toilet tissue hanging from her rear-end. The others raised their eyebrows....? The hillbilly woman says, "Well, looky there... I am gettin' me a fax!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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