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Keeping up with the Jones'

cindi o'h

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Three women: One German, one Japanese, and one hillbilly were

sitting naked enjoying the heat of the suana.

Suddenly, there was a beeping sound... The German woman pressed

her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her

questioningly... "That was my pager; I have a microchip implanted

under the skin in my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone began to ring. The Japanese woman

lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, " That was

my mobile phone; I have a microchip in my hand."

The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low-tech. Not to be outdone, she

just felt she had to do something equally impressive... She stepped out

to the little girls room and returned with a long piece of toilet tissue

hanging from her rear-end. The others raised their eyebrows....?

The hillbilly woman says, "Well, looky there... I am gettin' me a fax!"

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