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Top Ten Reasons Why Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex


cindi o'h

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The top ten reasons trick or treating is better than sex:

10) Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack

9) If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go at it again

8)The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some

7)You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy

6)Person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone else

5)If you get a tummy ache, it won't last nine months

4)If you wear your batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky

3)Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning

2)Less guilt the next morning

.....And the #1 reason why trick or treating is better than sex??

1)If you didn't like what you got, you can go next door!

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