PERFUME

[Frank Lamb]

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like

expensive perfume. She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator

with her and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"

Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also

smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old Italian

woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination

and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves she looks both beautiful

women in the eyes, turns, bends over, and farts. "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."

[Nushka]

Frank,

That is one for the boys...the boys in my family loved it.

Nina

[pritchie]

These laughs are for my son.

Pamela

[SBeth]

I'm almost ashamed to admit it...but I liked it as much as my boys! Good one!