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Three old guys are out walking.

First one says, ''Windy, isn't it?''

Second one days, ''No, its Thursday!''

Third one says, ''So am I. Let's go get a beer.''

A man was telling his neighbor, ''I just bought a new hearing aid.

It cost me four thousand dollar, but it's state of the art.

It's perfect.''

''Really,'' answered the neighbor. ''What kind is it?''

''Twelve thirty.''

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and

pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, ''Crushed nuts?''

''No'' he replied, ''arthritis.''


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