J.C. Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Three old guys are out walking. First one says, ''Windy, isn't it?'' Second one days, ''No, its Thursday!'' Third one says, ''So am I. Let's go get a beer.'' A man was telling his neighbor, ''I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollar, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.'' ''Really,'' answered the neighbor. ''What kind is it?'' ''Twelve thirty.'' A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, ''Crushed nuts?'' ''No'' he replied, ''arthritis.'' J.C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 these are all so funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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