Undies on the Fairway

[cindi o'h]

The Engishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

"Good God, woman," her husband demanded, "Why aren't you wearing any knickers?"

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here is $50. Now go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Next, the wife of the Irishman bends over to set her ball on the tee. A gust of wind blows her skirt to reveal she is not wearing any undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman, you have no underwear! Why not?"

She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me!"

He reaches into his pocket and gives her $20. "Now for the sake of decency go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. And, too, a gust of wind takes her skirt up over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie, where the frig are yer drawers?"

She too replies, "Well you dinna give me enough money to affaarrd any."

With that the Scottsman replied, "Well fer the love o' Jasus 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."