Frank Lamb Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 " Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor guy is thinking about getting married." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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