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Two old men feeling they are close to their last day on earth decided

to have a last night on the town.

After a few drinks they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes

one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager.

''Go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated doll in each bed,

I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. These two are so old and

drunk they won't know the difference.''

The two old men go up the staris and take care of their business.

As they are walking home the first one says,

''You know, I think my girl was dead!''.

''Dead?'' says his friend, ''why would you think that?''

''Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her..''

His friend says, ''I think mine was a witch.''

''A WITCH!!! Why the hell would you say that?''

''Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck and I gave a

little bite, then she farted and flew out the window......''


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Cindi and Frank,

Got the joke at the Quebec Foundation for Cancer.

When I was there in 1999 (5 weeks) I inaugurated

a section for jokes only, we had fun while thinking

seriously, I started it again last week, so I will try

to get more, but at the same time I will take a lot

from this forum with me each week.


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