J.C. Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 Two old men feeling they are close to their last day on earth decided to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager. ''Go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated doll in each bed, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. These two are so old and drunk they won't know the difference.'' The two old men go up the staris and take care of their business. As they are walking home the first one says, ''You know, I think my girl was dead!''. ''Dead?'' says his friend, ''why would you think that?'' ''Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her..'' His friend says, ''I think mine was a witch.'' ''A WITCH!!! Why the hell would you say that?'' ''Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck and I gave a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window......'' J.C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 JC...I am laughing my butt off!!! You are as sick and twisted as me!!! Cindi o'h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 Very good.Ha ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.C. Posted November 13, 2004 Author Share Posted November 13, 2004 Cindi and Frank, Got the joke at the Quebec Foundation for Cancer. When I was there in 1999 (5 weeks) I inaugurated a section for jokes only, we had fun while thinking seriously, I started it again last week, so I will try to get more, but at the same time I will take a lot from this forum with me each week. J.C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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