Thoughts for the day

[ginnyde]

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative

on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race

has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word

would be "meetings."

3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never

want you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

7. Never lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling

reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests

that you think she is pregnant unless you can see an actual baby

emerging from her at that moment.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to

make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,

gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep

down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice

person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

14. Your friends love you anyway.

15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur

built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

FINAL Thought for the day: Men are like a fine wine. They start out as

grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they

turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

[Nushka]

Ginny,

All of them are true.

Nina

[kimblanchard]

Becky was so pleased when someone finally asked her if she was pregnant because people would quit thinking she was just chunking up a little bit. So I am a little liberal on that one and risk castration. So far, so good though, as I have never been wrong. Of course, if I had been wrong, I probably wouldn't have lived to tell the tale.

Curtis