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GAS EMISSIONS


Frank Lamb

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A man walks into a doctors office. He says, "Doctor, I'm suffering from silent

gas emissions. All day at work, I have these silent gas emissions. Last night

during a movie, I had 10 silent gas emissions. This morning in the car on the

way to your office, I had five silent gas emissions. And while waiting in your

waiting room I had three silent gas emissions. Right now, as a matter of fact,

I've just had two more."

The doctor replied, "Well, the first thing we're going to do is check is your

hearing!"

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