ginnyd Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 BUYAGRA: Stimulant to be taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree. MENICILLIN: Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, 'You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?" ST. MOM'S WORT: Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours. EMPTY NESTROGEN: Highly effective supplement that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. PEPTO-BIMBO: Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence and improves flirting DUMMEROL: When taken with Pepto-Bimbo, can cause lowering of IQ, causing enjoyment of loud country music and cheap beer. FLIPITOR: Increases life expectancy of commutes by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. JACKASSPIRIN: Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, or phone number ANTI-TALKSIDENT: A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers. RAGAMET: When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as nagging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself. DAMMITOL: Take two and the rest of the world can go to hell for 8 hours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelliemacs Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 where can i get a case of the jackasspirin for my husband. He fits that to a tee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daggiesmom Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Ok, ginny d. - here's what i need - 1case of Flipitor for my hubby, and 1 case of Dammitol for me which i will use at work Thanks for the laugh! Joanie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresca Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 HA! GREAT! Rana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 I needed that laugh, thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David P Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 Ginny. It's been a long while since I have laughed to the point of tears. Thanks. And thank you to whomever put the "Just for Laughs" forum back. David P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia88 Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 I think I could get addicted to Dammitol just thinking about it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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