SBeth Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 I hope this hasn't already been posted here, but worth a few points for the gals anyway... Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that c an be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 PRETTY GOOD.I'll have to find the counterjoke to that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimblanchard Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 My definition for entertainment Male: That which we have to endure for our date in hope of #7. Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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