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Gotta love those Seniors


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A group of seniors were sitting around the pool talking about all their ailments.

''My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,'' said one.

''Yes, I know,'' said another. ''My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee.''

''I couldn't even mark an 'X' at election time, my hands are so crippled,''

volunteered a third.

''I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,'' said a fifth,

to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

''My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy I can hardly walk,'' exclaimed


''I forget where I am and where I'm going,'' said an elderly gent.

''I guess that's the price we pay for getting old,'' winced an old man as he slowly nodded in agreement.

''Well count your blessings,'' said one woman cheerfully.



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