teresag Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 # The Fifth Commandment is humor thy mother and father. # A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony. # The epistles were the wives of the apostles. # When Mary heard that she was the Mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimblanchard Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 #2 reminds me of something Woody Allen said. "Bigamy is having one wife too many. So is monogamy." Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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