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An elderly gentleman, in his mid 90's, with hair well groomed, a great looking suit, a flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a very nice after shave, and presenting a well-cared-for image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

Seated at the bar, an elderly lady, mid 80's, also well dressed and attractive is sitting alone. The gentleman walks over, sits down beside her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says....

"So tell me, do I come here often?"

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