teresag Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 # Mr. Jones, who is in the hospital, is having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons. # Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell " to someone who doesn't care much about you. # A letter to the men’s fellowship reads: "All members are requested to bring their wives and one other covered dish to the annual banquet." # Ushers will eat latecomers. # She sang "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving much pleasure to the congregation. # Sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. Sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tami Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 my sister used to type our church bulletins years ago and every Sunday the pastor would write a prayer which my sister typed at the beginning of the bulletin. There was the call to worship and then the prayer that the entire congregation would recite. Well, the pastor had wrote... "we pray to the God of Mercy for his blessings.... but my sister typed. "We pray to the God of MONEY for his blessings...." The pastor kidded my sister after the service was over saying we don't normally pray to "the God of Money" but he was distraught over the fact that everyone in the congregation just read the words and never said a thing... like that was the most normal thing in the world..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teresag Posted December 1, 2004 Author Share Posted December 1, 2004 Tami, how funny, yet sad. I think lots of people in church are just reading the words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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