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my sister used to type our church bulletins years ago and every Sunday the pastor would write a prayer which my sister typed at the beginning of the bulletin. There was the call to worship and then the prayer that the entire congregation would recite.

Well, the pastor had wrote... "we pray to the God of Mercy for his blessings.... but my sister typed. "We pray to the God of MONEY for his blessings...." The pastor kidded my sister after the service was over saying we don't normally pray to "the God of Money" but he was distraught over the fact that everyone in the congregation just read the words and never said a thing... like that was the most normal thing in the world.....

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