Frank Lamb Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. "How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms and died." "Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms, too, and died." "Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband." "He died of a broken neck." "A broken neck?" "He wouldn't eat the mushrooms." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teresag Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Evil. I'm sending this one to my mother-in-law (whom I really like, really.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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