Frank Lamb Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." After a little while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse. His brand new bride scolded him, "That was an awful thing to do!" The farmer said, "That's once." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 ...upon which the sweet young bride waited for bedtime. After the farmer's two minutes of fame, he was snoring like a buzz saw. The young miss grabbed a hammer and nails and nailed the sheets and blankets to the bedframe. She then re-entered the bedchamber with the leg from a yet-to-be-completed kitchen table and beats the man stating, "...and here's TWICE...wanna see if you make through the third time?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 Becky.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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