Frank Lamb Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Two elderly men were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ed noticed something funny about Joe's ear. He said, "Joe did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" "I have? A suppository?" He pulled it out and stared at it. Then he said: "Ed, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teresag Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Nurses tell a version of this joke that involves a rectal thermometer and a pencil. Guess which one was tucked behind the nurse's ear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted December 7, 2004 Author Share Posted December 7, 2004 Ha ha.I'm not sure but think I'd rather have a hearing aid up there than a pencil.That's funny Teresa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimblanchard Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBeth Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Curtis...that is just wrong on so many levels, wrong, but funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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