Frank Lamb Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. As he wandered down the road, he felt quite sleepy and decided to take a nap, his back against a tree. As he slept, two young female French tourists walked down the road and heard the Scotsman snoring loudly. When they came to the source of it, one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt." So she boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw what nature had provided him with. Her friend said, "Well, he has solved a great mystery for us! Let's thank him for the education!" Where upon, she took a pretty blue ribbon from her hair and gently tied it around what nature had provided to the Scotsman. Sometime later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He walked around to the other side of the tree, raised his kilt and bewilderment filled his mind at the sight of the bright blue ribbon tied neatly in abow. After several moments passed, he said, "I donna know where y'been lad...but it's nice ta'see y'won first prize!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhutch1366 Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 That joke is one of my favorites..... points, even if you did tell it, Frank!... XOXOXOXOX MaryAnn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patut Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Well Frank, I sometimes read your 'stories' to Tim and he gives me back a hearty laugh every time. Thanks a bunch! Cyndy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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