Frank Lamb Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated." The doctor tells him to drop his pants, examines him for just a moment, and then says, "Lean over the table." The construction worker leans over the table, the doctor whacks him across his *ss with a baseball bat, and then sends him into the bathroom. When he returns, he says, "Doc, I feel great! What should I do?" The doctor says, "Stop wiping your butt with those old cement bags!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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