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I went to my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.

His new nurse, Elaine, took me to an examing room

and told me to get undressed and have a seat

until the doctor could see me.

She said that would only be a few minutes.

After putting on the gown ahe gave me, I sat down.

While waiting, I observed that there were three items

on a table next to the exam table:

A)Tube of K-Y jelly, B)Rubber glove, C) a beer

When the doctor finally came in I said,

"Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam.

I know what the K-Y is for,

and I know what the glove is for,

But can you tell me what the BEER is for?"

At that Doctor Paul became noticably outraged and stormed

over to the door.

He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse..........

DARN it ELAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]"I said a BUTT LIGHT" [/b]

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