Snowflake Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, "Life is so darn boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!" "You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. "What happened?" asked her waiting friend. "I won first prize for Best Dried Arrangement." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betplace Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 thanks Becky, I really needed that laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Good laugh here too Becky. Merry Christmas. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teresag Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Sending that one to lots of folks! Thanks, Becky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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