Mr Ry Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. All foam, no beer. The cheese slid off her cracker. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teresag Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 We used to say our first kitty wasn't the brightest porch light on the block. (But we loved him anyway.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Not the brightest/sharpest crayon in the box. The lights are on but no one's home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimblanchard Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 You're a Republican. Just teasing. But I remember somebody saying of Terry Bradshaw, "He couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the c and the a." And my brother used to have this great Elmo T-shirt (from sesame street) and all it had on the front was a big E and a picture of Elmo on the back. But people would ask him what the E stood for, and he would say, "Idiot." And if you didn't get it, then you were .... Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Not playing with a full deck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fay A. Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Not the sharpest tack on the bulletin board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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