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Different Ways To Say ''You're Stupid''

Mr Ry

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The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

All foam, no beer.

The cheese slid off her cracker.

Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

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You're a Republican. Just teasing.

But I remember somebody saying of Terry Bradshaw, "He couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the c and the a."

And my brother used to have this great Elmo T-shirt (from sesame street) and all it had on the front was a big E and a picture of Elmo on the back. But people would ask him what the E stood for, and he would say, "Idiot." And if you didn't get it, then you were ....


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