Frank Lamb Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 1. If you wore clothes to bed last night, take them off while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor.(for wife/girfriend to pick up later.) 2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her. 3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs.(no) 4. Turn on the water. 5. Check quickly for pecs again.(no) 6. Get in the shower. 7. Pee 8. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (you don't use one) 9. Wash your face. 10. Wash your armpits. 11. Wash your privates and surrounding area. 12. Wash your rear end. 13. Shampoo your hair. (do not use conditioner) 14. Make a shampoo Mohawk. 15. Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror. 16. Rinse off and get out of the shower. 17. Return to the bedroom wearing a towel. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, flash her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 18. Leave wet towel on floor, on top of clothes from last night and carpet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted January 6, 2005 Author Share Posted January 6, 2005 19, Yell, Honey where are my briefs &socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Now, Frank, that's not quite right, that would imply that the MAN is putting on CLEAN undies...and having heard that some men do not have the same amount of undies as days between wash days, well.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimmek Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 That is exactly right in my house, although somewhere around the mohawk, I would have to add in "SINGING". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 And your point is......? I wish I could make a Mohawk with my shampoo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhutch1366 Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 You can, Don. Just use a lot of shampoo and less water. XOXOXOXOX MaryAnn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy P Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 at Don! I think my hubby would think the same thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Don, you don't need the Mohawk when you got the pecs. rrrraaaaawwwaaauuuuu. (that was a tiger) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Well, thank you, Cindi! Gawrsh, ma'am! You make me blush! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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