HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

[Frank Lamb]

1. If you wore clothes to bed last night, take them off while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor.(for wife/girfriend to pick up later.)

2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her.

3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs.(no)

4. Turn on the water.

5. Check quickly for pecs again.(no)

6. Get in the shower.

7. Pee

8. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (you don't use one)

9. Wash your face.

10. Wash your armpits.

11. Wash your privates and surrounding area.

12. Wash your rear end.

13. Shampoo your hair. (do not use conditioner)

14. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

15. Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror.

16. Rinse off and get out of the shower.

17. Return to the bedroom wearing a towel. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, flash her.

[Snowflake]

18. Leave wet towel on floor, on top of clothes from last night and carpet.

[Frank Lamb]

19, Yell, Honey where are my briefs &socks.

[Snowflake]

Now, Frank, that's not quite right, that would imply that the MAN is putting on CLEAN undies...and having heard that some men do not have the same amount of undies as days between wash days, well....

[kimmek]

That is exactly right in my house, although somewhere around the mohawk, I would have to add in "SINGING".

[Don Wood]

And your point is......? I wish I could make a Mohawk with my shampoo!

[mhutch1366]

You can, Don. Just use a lot of shampoo and less water.

XOXOXOXOX

MaryAnn

[Amy P]

at Don! I think my hubby would think the same thing

[cindi o'h]

Don, you don't need the Mohawk when you got the pecs.

rrrraaaaawwwaaauuuuu.

(that was a tiger)

[Don Wood]

Well, thank you, Cindi! Gawrsh, ma'am! You make me blush!