Wal-Mart (yes there is an animal in there somewhere Frank)

[Ry]

Wal-Mart

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's

birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and

goes

over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing

dark

shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about

this rod

and reel? He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop

it on

the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from

the

sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter

anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404

reel

and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on

sale

this week for only $20.00." She! says, "It's amazing that you can tell

all

that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that

sounds like a Visa card," he says. She bends down to pick it up and

accidentally breaks wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but

then

realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who

farted.

Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please." The

woman

is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on

sale

for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?" He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The

rod and

reel is 20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is

$3.50

[luvmydog2]

Great one Ry. ROFL.

[dadstimeon]

Funny!

[Nushka]

ROFLMAO. I love this one and had to copy it to send to my son. Cute one.

Nina

[Frank Lamb]

That was cute.

PS: Ry don't tell anyone but I use my duckcall all the time in K-Mart.