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A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's

birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and


over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing


shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about

this rod

and reel? He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop

it on

the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from


sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter


He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404


and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on


this week for only $20.00." She! says, "It's amazing that you can tell


that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that

sounds like a Visa card," he says. She bends down to pick it up and

accidentally breaks wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but


realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who


Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please." The


is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on


for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?" He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The

rod and

reel is 20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is


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