Frank Lamb Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to perform in bed anymore. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him "this is all in your mind", and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers him to witch doctor. The witch doctor tells , "I can cure this", and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke........ The witch doctor says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it's over?" The witch doctor says "all you have to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned it will not work again for a year!" The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news....... So, he is lying in bed with her and says "123", and suddenly he gets a massive erection. His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Uh...Frank...Where is the animal in this joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Ry (it's the snake) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 The first thing that came to my mind was "321...lift off" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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