This joke stinks

[cindi o'h]

A husband and wife were driving home one very cold evening when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was. And she said to her husband, "It is nearly frozen to death! Can we take it home with us , get it warm and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "Okay. Get it in the car with it."

"Where shall I put it to keep it warm?"

He says, "Put it between your legs, it's nice and warm there...."

"What about the smell?"

"Just hold it's nose."

(the husband is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to

beat him with died at the scene.)