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The Gender of Things.


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> You may not know that many non-living things have a gender;


> For example...


> 1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in,

> but you can see right through them.


> 2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a

> while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive

> Device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if

> the wrong buttons are pushed.


> 3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.


> 4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you

> have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air

> part.


> 5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain

> water.


> 6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.


> 7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people

> up.


> 8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the

> bottom.


> 9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last

> 5000 years, but it's handy to have around.


> 10)Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But

> consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without

> it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push,

> he keeps trying.

Excuse the cut and paste.

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