Florida Blonde

[ginnyde]

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of

her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker

lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are

losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck

stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.

She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the

trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde

says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your

load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the

street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of

breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck

door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says,

"Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next

light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck,

and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she

lowers it, he says..."Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in PENNSYLVANIA

and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK.