Frank Lamb Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 January 2005 is over already!!.WOW,This month seemed to fly by to me. This seemed a very good month for jokes.There were a lot of really good jokes & riddles.Now comes the hard part,VOTING. January's joke theme was Animal Jokes & Stories.There were a lot of good ones.To cast your vote just place a post in this forum & state who it was you felt had the best joke/jokes.If you don't want to vote publicly you are welcome to PM me in private with your vote.The voting will run 3 days. My vote goes to countrygirl 97 (Margaret) for a Duck Tale on 01/04/05. There were over 4400 viewers of our jokes last month.They all were good ones and I'm sure they brought many smiles to people having Lung Cancer & their Caregivers & their Loved Ones.AND THAT IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT FOLKS. THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR YOUR PARTICIPATION. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pecola Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 I'LL second for Duck Tale! Have those tennis balls ever hatched? I'd also like to nominate, in the "Make You Groan & Deliciously Horrible" category, Frank's THE HORSE & THE CHICKEN. Oops, no such category? Well I'm giving it a nod anyway. Thanks to all for all of the laughs. Gina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Ok FRANK...take this down... I vote for Amy P's Monkey's as my favorite joke for January. My vote for the honorable mention goes to SandyS for her Goldfish joke. Toooo funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadstimeon Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Frank, I vote for Tina's, Did You Know (PG-13??? not sure how to rate) joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appleton Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Margaret`s A Duck Tale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 I am still thinking about that pig... I am still thinking about that pig... Me and Tiny and a bunch of us girls and Rich are still thinking about that pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Oh yeah....I forgot about the pig.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 What pig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tnmynatt Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Frank, Here's the joke I submitted that talks about the pig. http://www.lchelp.com/community/viewtopic.php?t=13464 I am sooo pleased that several liked this one since I don't usually find good jokes. Enjoy! Take care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 My vote goes to the pig. Hands down. Pig. Can't keep my mind off that pig. By the way, did you hear about the pig? You know, the pig. The pig. The incredible pig. elaine By the way there is something else about pigs that really is sad. They are one of the brightest animals- and when they go to slaughter, they are hung on a line---pigs realize what is going to happen to them, and thus they scream on their way to slaughter. This is something else I can never forget about pigs. If you have seen it, you will never, ever get that sound out of your mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy P Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 I vote for the Duck Tale - but oh my the pig...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadstimeon Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Frank it's the pig, trust us! This ones a slam dunk! A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 Oh Yea That Pig, WOW imagine 30 minutes.Now I remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Hi tina, That pig joke was so funny, I past it on to my email friends and family. Thanks for that..... funny....30 minutes huh.... hmmmmmm Maryanne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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