Frank Lamb Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?" "I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears. Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong. "Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to live for!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindseysmom Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Frank, That was a good one. Best Wishes, Dee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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