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karen335

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As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.

"So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant

"They're called tees," replies Tiger.

"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" Inquires the Irishman.

"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.

"Aw, for cryn out loud!" exclaims the Irish attendant.

"Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything."

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