SBeth Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.. The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Homer says,"You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money.." Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Homer took the money....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Good One Beth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindseysmom Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 That's cute. Best Wishes, Dee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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